

OMNIPRESENCE SUPERPOWER SERIES
You’d witness the emergence of the telegraph, and see the latter give birth to the telephone.Īnd you’ll be there when they invent something that changed everything around them: the Internet, resulting in a continuous series of advancements that led us to where we are today.


You’d see humans go from using smoke signals to transmit news to building the first semaphore system. If you were an immortal being with an omnipresence superpower watching mortal humans coming up with ways to communicate with each other, building on them, making them smarter and faster… I bet if you found yourself in that totally realistic situation, you’d find humans and their constant need to improve nothing less than fascinating. So take a seat, and let me tell you how far telecommunication has come and where it’s headed from this point. The world of Telco celebrates this day annually to spread awareness about the opportunities that the Internet and other information and communication technologies are bringing to people, societies, economies, and nations.Īs a part of this charming world, LabLabee would like to celebrate this day by giving you a ticket to a short trip from where Telco started to where it is today.
OMNIPRESENCE SUPERPOWER DRIVER
The Social Issues Research Centre has found that the boorish white van driver is giving way to the silver van driver, half of whom are female and who are so proud of their more expensive vans that they are also becoming more considerate on the road.Today is World Telecommunication and Information Society Day (WTISD). Silver Van Woman, you are too good for this world! And yet, this world is becoming her home. She always indicates while overtaking and is never to be found entering a box junction unless able to exit it. Oh goody, a superhero scrap! I love to see SVW deliver a Ka-pow! to WVM's grinning chops! And a Ker-zing! to his solar plexus! And a Sha-zam! to his. Look, has she taken over the world or hasn't she? She's in the process of doing so right now. I suppose you're going to tell me that SVW has risen to her position of superpower dominance by whupping the ass of her bitter enemy, White Van Man, in a cosmic battle to the death? Yeah, if you like. I see - so she was stung by a mutant jellyfish as a nipper, thus permitting her to reproduce asexually in multiplicate? No. Oh, you mean she was dropped as a baby into a vat of Martian gloop by her quantum physicist nanny and acquired the superpower ability of omnipresence? No. Special powers: Independent front double wishbone with coil springs and telescopic shock absorbers! Rear mudflaps!
